FPE: First Post Ever

Welcome to my blog! All three of you who are probably the only ones reading this shit.
I don't know what the blog will be about yet; I'll be commenting on pop culture, sharing some of my writing, reviewing movies, music and TV, so we'll see how it pans out from there.

Why Bat-Shit Crazy? 'Cause all celebrities are bat-shit crazy, this whole fucking world is bat-shit crazy, hell, I'm bat-shit crazy. But mostly because I like the term Bat-Shit Crazy. You can apply it to everything.

You know who really is Bat-Shit Crazy? Paula Abdul. She is THE queen of bat-shit crazyness, like she has everyone beat by a MILE. You see her on Idol or QVC (selling that klazzy jewelry) and she can never finish her sentences. My theory is that she finishes her words in her head but doesn't actually say them, like she can't tell that nobody knows what the fuck she's talking about.
She needs to bring that reality show back. "Hey Paula" was event television. "I work my ass off Jeff!" Oh, good times, good times...

So, thank you for visiting, bear with me as I define the blog, and keep on reading! and suck it!